SHOPPING….
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
heating up, but then the wife stops and says “I don’t feel like it,
I just want you to hold me.” The husband says “WHAT??” The wife
explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a
Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight
and he might as well deal with it. The next day the husband takes
her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her
try on three very expensive outfits and then tells his wife, “We’ll
take all three of them”. Next they go over and get matching shoes
worth $200 each. Finally they go to the Jewelry Department and get
diamond earrings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has
flipped out) She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says “but
you don’t even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let’s get it.”
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe
what is going on. She says “I am ready to go, lets go to the cash
register.” The husband says,” No, honey we’re not going to BUY all
this stuff.” The wife’s face goes blank. “No honey, I just want you
to HOLD this stuff for a while.” Her face gets red and she is about
to explode and then the Husband says “You must not be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man!!!
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