SHOPPING FOR A MINK COAT….
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills
furrier. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims.
So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an
absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the
man, “Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.”
“No problem! I’ll write you a check!”
“Very good, sir.” says the shop owner. “Today is Saturday. You
may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check has cleared.”
So Sam and the woman leave.
On Monday, the Morris returns. The store owner is outraged:
“How dare you show your face in here?! There
wasn’t a single penny in your checking account!!”
“I just had to come by,” grinned Sam, “to thank you for the most
wonderful weekend of my life!”
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