Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: The balls are just for decoration!

Morris tells his doctor, “I am under a lot of stress. I keep losing
my temper with people and insulting them. You gotta help me, doctor!”
The doctor says, “Tell me about your problem, Morris?”
Morris looks at him and yells, “I just did YOU STUPID FUCK!”

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds, and the
pessimist fears this is true.

Q: How do you fuck an ugly woman?
A: Cum in your hand and throw it at her!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by
you again?

Q: What’s the approximate Square Root of 69?
A: Eight Something