SHORT JOKES
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
They’re married.
Did you know that Mike Tyson is to appear in the next Batman movie?
He’s the Nibbler!
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and
it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until
they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
The problem with political jokes is that they get elected.
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