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What do you get if you skin a new born? an erection……………………
What is white and bobs up and down in a cot? a pedephiles ass………………..
What is 12 inches long and can make a woman scream? Cot death……………..
What do you call a bunch of retards in a swimming pool? vegetable soup…………….
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs stacked ontop of eachother? A vegetable rack………………………………….
Whats red, slimy and crawls up a womans leg? a home-sick abortion……………………………………
What has 2 legs and bleeds alot? Half a dog…………………………
How do you get into a rabbits hole? lift its tail………………………
what do you do if a baby starts to spit? turn the grill down……………………..
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