What do you get if you skin a new born? an erection……………………

What is white and bobs up and down in a cot? a pedephiles ass………………..

What is 12 inches long and can make a woman scream? Cot death……………..

What do you call a bunch of retards in a swimming pool? vegetable soup…………….

What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs stacked ontop of eachother? A vegetable rack………………………………….

Whats red, slimy and crawls up a womans leg? a home-sick abortion……………………………………

What has 2 legs and bleeds alot? Half a dog…………………………

How do you get into a rabbits hole? lift its tail………………………

what do you do if a baby starts to spit? turn the grill down……………………..