SHOTS….
This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife asked, “Where are you going ?”
He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”
She then asked, “Why? Are you sick?”
“No, I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”
So his wife got up out of her rocker and started putting on her sweater.
He asked her, “Where are you going?”
“I’m going to the doctor too,” she replied
“Why?” he asked.
She said, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again,
I’m going to get a tetnus shot.”
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