The balcony of the execution chamber was full as the old
black murderer was led to the electric chair. Wires were
attached to his head, chest, and arms. To put the wires
on his legs, the executioner cut the man’s pants at the
knees, and the head of the prisoner’s dick popped out one
of the slits. The gallery of witnesses began to laugh
hysterically.

The old man looked up with tears in his eyes and screamed,
“Laugh, you sons of bitches, but if you was as scared as me,
yours would shrink up, too!”