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A man went up to a hooker and asked her how much for him to eat her out she said with a smile on her face 50$ the man asaid ok and starts to eat her out and he gets a pea in his mouth so he spits it out and keeps on eating the hooker and gets a carrot in his mouth his is like what the fuck u sick or somthing the hooker said no the last man that ate me out was !!
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