SIGNS YOUR SWIMMING POOL NEEDS CLEANING

That green tarp covering your pool? You DON’T have a tarp on your pool.

- Neighborhood kids ask if they can jump on your trampoline.

- That guy from Sunset Boulevard is REALLY beginning to smell gamey.

- pH is so high, in vitro fertilization is possible.

- Kids still pee in your pool, but they refuse to get in it first.

- Skipping rocks across it causes sparks.

- New algae species attract a Discovery Channel film crew to your backyard.

- Jello-like water slowing the pace of water polo games to unacceptable levels.

- Luke Skywalker and Yoda appear in search of the sunken X-Wing.

- The Grim Reaper shows up in his Speedo.

- “DREDGE ME” spelled out in algae on the bottom.

- You can walk on the water, even though you’re only the son of Gus.

- Dr. Kervorkian seen filling IV bottles at pool side.

- Your recently installed pool filter resembles the Marlboro Man’s chest x-ray.

- You haven’t seen that much scum since Mickey Rourke’s last movie.

- The amount of body hair found in the drain gives even Robin Williams a run for his money.

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