SINGLES BAR….
A man walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, I’d like a pint
of beer.” The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll
be four dollars.” The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill
and hands it to the bartender.
“Sorry, sir,” the bartender says, “but I can’t accept that.”
The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects
his money again. “What’s going on here?” the man asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, “This is a
Singles Bar.”
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