SMOKING SISTERS….
Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking a cigarette,
when one said, ‘It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here
to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the butts
so that Mother Superior doesn’t find them.’
The second nun said, ‘I’ve found a marvelous invention called
a condom which works really well for this problem. You just
open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette
butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later.’
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find
them.
‘You get them at a chemist, sister. Just go and ask the pharmacist
for them.’
The next day the good sister went to the chemist and walked up
to the counter.
‘Good morning, sister,’ the chemist said, ‘what can I do for
you today?’
‘I’d like some condoms please,’ said the nun.
The chemist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough
and asked, ‘How many boxes would you like? There are 12 to a box.’
‘I’ll take six boxes. That should last about a week,’ said the nun.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time and was
almost afraid to ask any more questions. But his professionalism
prevailed and he asked in a clear voice.
‘Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra
large, and the big liar size.’
The sister thought for a minute and finally said:
‘I’m not certain, perhaps you could recommend a good size for
a Camel?’
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