Here are some new words that aren’t yet in the dictionary (you old
timers remember these as ‘Sniglets’ from HBO.)

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing the ability to
turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’ pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming,
of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times,
reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back
down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of candy you
dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow
`remove’ all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon’ iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering
for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept
onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he
finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6.LACTOMANGULATION (lak’ to man gyu lay’ shun) n.
Manhandling the ‘open here’ spout on a milk container so badly
that one has to resort to the `illegal’ side.

7. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay’) n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be
walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.

8. PHONESIA (fo nee’ zhuh) n.
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you
were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup’ kus) n.
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you
pick it up, even when you’re only six inches away.

11. Fenderberg (fen der berg) the chunk of ice that forms on the
underside of your car when driving on the roads in winter snow storms.