SNOW BALLS….
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun
is shining, the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow
on the ground. He stretches and goes to look out the window at the
snow-covered White House lawn and sees the words “President Clinton
sucks” written in pee in the snow.
Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells
them he doesn’t care what it takes, but he wants to know who did
this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President
and tells him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news.
“Ok,” says Clinton, “give me the good news first, then the bad news,
and then the real bad news.”
The Chief says: “The good news is after taking analysis of the pee,
we know who the culprit is.” Clinton nods and the Chief continues:
“The bad news is the culprit is Vice President Gore.” This really
upsets the President, but he controls his anger and asks the Chief
to tell him the real bad news. The Chief of Security swallows and
says, “It’s in Hillary’s hand writing.”
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