SOUNDS LIKE ME!!….
My forgetter’s getting better,
But my rememberer is broke.
To you that may seem funny,
But, to me, that is no joke
For when I’m “here” I’m wondering
If I really should be “there;”
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven’t got a prayer!
Often times I walk into a room,
Say “what am I here for?”
I wrack my brain,
but all in vain;
A zero is my score.
At times I put something away
Where it is safe,
but, Gee! The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!
When shopping I may see someone,
Say “Hi” and have a chat.
Then, when the person walks away,
I ask myself, “Who was that?”
Yes, my forgetter’s getting better,
While my rememberer is broke;
It’s driving me plumb crazy
And that isn’t any joke.
Please send this to everyone you know,
because I DON’T REMEMBER WHO I SENT THIS TO!
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