A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas to
Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother
and said, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mother (who couldn’t think of an answer) told her son to ask the
flight attendant.
So the boy asked the flight attendant, “If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The flight attendant asked, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”
He said that she had.
So she said, “Tell your mother that Southwest always pulls out on
time.”