STALLED IN TRAFFIC….
A man’s car was stalled in the middle of a busy street, and
the woman behind him honked continuously as he tried to
restart it. Finally, the man got out and walked to the
woman’s car.
“I can’t seem to get my car started,” the man said,
smiling. “If you’ll go and start it for me, I’ll stay here
and lean on your horn.”
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