STOP OR SLOW DOWN….
A Policeman pulls over a motorist for running a stop sign. The
motorists says, What’s the problem officer, I slowed down for
that stop sign?
The officer replies, I know you slowed down, but you are supposed
to stop.
But officer, I slowed down, what’s the difference?
The difference is, you’re supposed to stop., says the officer.
But I slowed down! replied the motorist.
The officer says, Let me explain it to you this way. I’m going
to drag your scrawny ass out of your car, then I’m going to take
this stick I carry on my belt and I’m going to start beating you
with it. After five minutes I’m going to ask you, do you want me
to slow down or do you want me to stop?
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