STOP THE BUS!!….
A group of people were traveling cross-country on a Greyhound
bus. The driver had just turned onto the interstate highway
when a woman came up to him and said, “Please stop the bus,
there’s a man back there who’s bothering me.”
The driver said he stop at the very next exit but before he got
there, another woman came up and made the same complaint. When
the driver was finally able to stop, he walked to the rear of the
bus and saw a little old baldheaded man down on his hands and
knees looking under the seats. The bus driver said, “Sir, what
seems to be the problem?”
“I lost my toupee and I’m looking for it. I though I’d found it
several times but mine parts on the side.”
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