SUCCESSFUL NIGHT….
While enjoying a drink with a friend one night, this guy decides
to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by
the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink
and eventually asks him if he’d like to come back to her place.
The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat
they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it. Finally,
the spent young guy rolls over, pulls out a cigarette from his
jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks
the girl if she has one at hand.
“There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replies.
Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally,
the guy begins to worry. “Is this your husband?” he inquires
nervously.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend
then?”
“No, don’t be daft,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” demands the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her
face and replies, ….”That’s me before the operation.”
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