At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when
they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he
were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded,
“I have a pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.”

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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed
them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in
church?” Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary
took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: “They
couldn’t get a baby-sitter.”