SUPERMAN & WONDERWOMAN….
One night Superman was really bored and had nothing to do. SO he
decided that he would go out and see what his superhero buddies were
doing. So he goes flying through town and he spots Batman.
“Hey Batman! How’s it going? Wanna catch a movie or something?” says
Superman. “Oh, I’d love too, but I’ve been lazy lately and gotta catch
up on my bat training”
This upsets Superman and he leaves and starts to fly around town and
he spots Spiderman, and he swoops down to talk.
“Hey Spiderman! Wanna catch some hot chicks and have a good night on
the town?” asks Superman. “Not tonight Superman, I’ve got a hot date
with my girlfriend”
By this time, Superman is mad and decides to take a long fly. As he’s
flying he leaves town and come upon a huge field. All of a sudden,
Superman can’t believe his eyes. Wonderwoman is completely nude and
bucking wildly in this open field.
Superman thinks to himself, “I could zoom down there, make wild love
to her, and zoom back up, and she’d never know it was me.” Superman
likes this idea, and decides to go for it.
He zooms down there, make wild love, and flies back up in an instant.
“Wow, that’s the best love I have ever made,” thinks Superman.
Meanwhile, Wonderwoman, confused by what just happened, asks, “what
was that?!”
“Well, I don’t know, but my butt sure does hurt,” replies the invisible
man.
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