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A penny - so you’ll never have to say “I’m broke.”
Two marbles - for the times you think that you
have lost all of yours.
A flower - don’t forget the time to smell them.
A rubber band - so you can stretch beyond your
limits.
An eraser - because nobody’s perfect.
A Tootsie Roll - to remind you not to bite off more
than you can chew.
A candle - to remind you to shine brightly.
Matches - to delight your fire when you feel
“Burned Out.”
A ribbon - so you can tie up all the loose ends.
A hug and kiss - to remind you that you are loved.
A bag - so that you can keep it all together.
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