TAX ADVICE….
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for
advice on what to wear. “Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him
think you are a pauper.”
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
advice. “Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant
suit and tie.”
Confused, the man went to a philospher, told him of the conflicting
advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.
“Let me tell you a story,” replied the rabbi. “A woman, about to be
married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. ‘Wear
a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.’
But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. ‘Wear
your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.’”
The man protested: “What does all this have to do with my problem
with the IRS?”
“No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.”
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