Teacher and Student
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.
Bobby looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.
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