TEACHER….

A grade school teacher was teaching the use of the words
defeat, deduct, defense and detail. She asked if anyone
in the class could use one of those words in a sentence.
One little boy threw up his hand and stated proudly that
he could use them all in a sentence. This, the teacher
had to hear. So, she told him to go ahead.
De feet of de duck went under de fence before de tail.

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