Things you you probably said at Thanksgiving that sound dirty the
rest of the year.

Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
It’s Cool Whip time!
That’s the tastiest pie I ever ate.
If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
Are you ready for seconds yet?
It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
Don’t play with your meat.
Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
You still have a little bit on your chin.
How long will it take after you stick it in?
You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
Wow, I didn’t think I could eat all of that!
How many are coming?
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen! Just lay back and take it
easy — I’ll do the rest.