Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country
with only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that
day so he put him in the barn and said “you stay here until you
learn how to behave yourself”.

Shortly afterwards it begin to rain (a real heavy down pour). About
an hour later a traveling salesman got stuck in the mud and asked the
Farmer for a place to stay. The Farmer told him he didn’t have room in
the house, however he could stay in the barn. He told the salesman
there were no lights in the barn and his tame bear was in the barn.
The Farmer said the bear would not bother him. The salesman went to
the barn.

Later another traveling salesman got stuck in the mud and the Farmer
told him about the barn - no lights and the tame bear. Salesmen left
for barn.

One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer.
He told her about the barn and mentioned the two traveling salesmen
(he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear).
The woman told the farmer that she could take care of herself and left
for the barn.

Two hours later, heavy knocking at the door awakened the Farmer. When
opening the door the woman was standing there with her clothes torn
and rumpled.

The Farmer said “Good heavens, what happened to you?”

The woman replied “I give up on human nature… the first guy gave me
forty dollars, the second guy gave me fifty dollars, but that cheap
jerk in the fur coat never even said thanks!”