Scott took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like
to do first, Mary?” asked Scott.
“I want to get weighed,” she said. They ambled over to the weight
guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117
and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over,
Scott again asked Mary what she would like to do. “I want to get
weighed,” she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they
had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott lost
his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go
next. “I want to get weighed,” she responded. By this time, Scott
figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her
off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, “How’d it go?”
Mary responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.