The Blonde Artist
A man asked that the blonde painter, paint him in the nude.
“Oh no!” replied the talented artist. “I’m sorry, but I don’t do that sort of thing.”
“I’ll pay you double your normal fee,” the man offered.
“No thanks!” she replied.
“Ok, I’ll give you five times what you normally charge,” the man said.
The blonde artist thought about it for a moment and replied, “Well, all right, but you’ll have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to put my brushes!”
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