THE BLONDE DIES
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her
boss,
concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked
sympathetically,
“What’s the matter?” To which the blonde replies…..”Early
this morning I
got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” The
boss, feeling
very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. “Why
don’t you go
home for the day…..we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day
off to
relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly states……”No, I’d be better off here.
I need to
keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that
here.” The
boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual….”if you
need
anything, just let me know.”
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
blonde. He
looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically
crying!! He
rushes out to her, asking, “What’s so bad now……..are you
gonna be ok??”
“No……” exclaims the blonde. “I just got a call from my
sister. She
told me that HER mom died too!!”
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