Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until
they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blond
employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument
for us? Would you please pronounce where we are, very slowly?”
The blond girl leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrrrr,
gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.