THE BLUE SUIT….
A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her
husband’s funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband
to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, “Wouldn’t it just be
easier to bury him in the black suit that he’s wearing?”
“No,” she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue
suit. “It must be blue.”
When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin,
and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how
much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost. He
said, “Actually, it didn’t cost anything. The funniest thing
happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing
a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked
the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a
black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads.”
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