THE CHECKUP….
A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been
feeling well and wants to find out if he’s ill. After the checkup,
the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
“I’m afraid I have some bad news. You’re dying and you don’t have
much time,” the doctor says.
“Oh no, that’s terrible! How long have I got?” the man asks.
“10..” says the doctor.
“10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!” he asks desperately.
“10… 9… 8… 7…”
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