In order to reduce the amount of confusion that end users might
have in identifying the role of certain files that they have on
their hard drives, Windows 2000 now incorporates “smart” file
extensions to aid end users in support and troubleshooting issues.
Please consult this reference guide before calling Microsoft or
any authorized Microsoft Support Services vendor.

.god - Files developed by microsoft
.crap - 3rd party files
.porn - Adult image files on an umarried males computer
.bible - Adult image files on a married males computer
.easyaccess - Undocumented security flaws in Explorer, Outlook,
and IIS
.forsakendreams - Unfinished novels and short stories
.lewinsky - Letters to your mistress
.jackson - Information files on your illegitimate children
.bush - New compression format that give you 1.6 Trillion times
more disk space but may increase the amount of arsenic
and CO that your computer produces
.china - Files that will hold 24 other files hostage if any
attempts are made to reference the operating system.
.greenspan - New products that attempt to prevent overuse of the
computer by dynamically adjusting the amount of
memory your computer has available
(adjusted quarterly).