THE FACTS OF LIFE – DOGGY STYLE….
One day, a father and his son were walking in the woods on
their way home when suddenly they came upon two dogs mating
in the brush.
“What are they doing, Dad?” asked the small child, staring
intently at the scene before them.
“They, um, they’re making a puppy” said the boy’s father, as
he grabbed his coat and moved him along quickly.
A few nights later, the little boy woke up and got up from
his bed to go to the bathroom. As he walked by his parents’
room, he heard strange noises coming from within. He opened
the door and was surprised to see his father on top of his
mother, moving in a strange way.
His father looked up and saw his son – instantly, both mother
and father froze. As the boy’s mother grabbed for the sheets
to cover herself up, the father got up and hustled his son
out of the bedroom.
“What were you doing to Mom, Dad?” asked the little boy, who
still wasn’t sure what he saw.
“Your mother and I were, well, we were, ah, trying to make
a baby – you know, maybe a brother or sister for you” said
the boy’s father, now confident that this would satisfy his
son’s curiosity.
“Oh” said the little boy, thinking hard for a minute.
“Y’know Dad, when you go back to bed with mom, turn her over,
please – I’d rather have a puppy”.
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