THE FARMER….
A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered.
A man came in and asked the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting
here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?”
The farmer shook his head and replied, “Some things you just
can’t explain.”
“So what happened that’s so horrible?” the man asked as he sat
down next to the farmer.
“Well,” the farmer said, “today I was sitting by my cow, milking
her. Just as I got the bucket ’bout full, she lifted her left leg
and kicked over the bucket.” “Okay,” said the man, “but that’s not
so bad.”
“Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer replied.
“So what happened then?” the man asked. The farmer said, “I took
her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.” “And then?”
“Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got
the bucket ’bout full, she took her right leg and kicked over the
bucket.” Man laughed and said, “Again?”
The farmer replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.”
“So, what did you do then?” the man asked. “I took her right leg
this time and tied it to the post on the right.”
“And then?” “Well, I sat back down and began milking her again.
Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over
the bucket with her tail.” “Hmmm . . . ” the man said and nodded
his head. “Some things you just can’t explain,” the farmer said.
“So, what did you do?” the man asked. “Well,” the farmer said,
“I didn’t have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her
tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife
walked in . . . Some things you just can’t explain.”
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