THE GAY BAR….
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar,
but decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.”
When the gay waiter approaches, he asks to the customer, “What’s the
name of your penis?”
The customer says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All I want is a
drink.”
The gay waiter says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you until you tell
me the name of your penis.”
So the customer turns to the man sitting to his left who is sipping on
a beer and asks, “Hey bud, what’s the name of your penis?” The man to
the left, with a smile, looks back and says, “TIMEX.” The thirsty
customer asks, “Timex?” The fella proudly replies, “Cause it takes a
lickin’ and keeps on tickin’.
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right sipping
on a margarita. “So, what do you call your penis?” The man to his
right turns to him and proudly exclaims, “FORD, because quality is Job
1.” Then he adds, “Have you driven a Ford, lately?”
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he
comes up with a name for his penis.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims, “The name of my penis is
‘Secret’.
Now give me my beer!”
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled
look asks, “Why Secret?”
The customer says, “STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!”
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