THE GOLFER….
He’d been playing golf for years, and he had the finest
equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his
friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly
drove a brand-new ball into the woods. On the second hole, he
drove another new ball into a lake. On the third, he lost a
new ball in another part of the woods.
“Why don’t you use an old ball?” his friend asked.
“I’ve never had an old ball,” he said.
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