THE GOLFER….
A golfer who was well into his golden years had a lifelong
ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California, the
way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water
onto the green that is on a spit of land that just out off the
coast.
It was something he had tried hundreds of times without success.
His ball always fell short, into the water. Because of this he
never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked
out one that had a cut or a nick.
One year he went out to Pebble Beach to try again. When he came
to the fateful hole, he teed up an old cut ball and said a
silent prayer. Before he hit it, however, a powerful voice from
above said: WAIT … REPLACE THAT OLD BALL WITH A BRAND-NEW BALL.
He complied, with some slight misgiving, despite the fact that
the Lord seemed to be implying that He was going to let him
finally achieve his lifelong ambition.
As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again:
WAIT … STEP BACK … TAKE A PRACTICE SWING. So he stepped back
and took a practice swing. The voice boomed out again: TAKE
ANOTHER PRACTICE SWING. He did. Silence followed. Then the voice
spoke out again: PUT THE OLD BALL BACK.
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