A lady telephoned Sean O’Malley, a plumber by profession, with
an Emergency in Her Bathroom. Arriving at the scene, he turned
off the water with a sigh, and replaced the faucet washer,
ending the Emergency. The lady was nice-looking, and lonely to
boot, so before long Sean was helping her to heat up the
bedroom. About four-thirty, the telephone rang, and after she
hung up, the lady told Sean “That was my husband. He’ll be
home in about half an hour, but he’ll be leaving on a business
trip to Chicago this evening at seven. Why don’t you come back
at about seven-thirty, and we’ll continue where we left off?”
“What!” exclaimed Sean, “on me own time?”