During the occupation of Japan, a young GI fell in love with a
beautiful Japanese girl. After many months of courtship, they
wanted to get married. Our government did not like to have
mixed marriages, but they continued to fight for their love
rights.

One afternoon the CO called the GI into his office and gave
him the good news that it was a go.

Blossom’s parents would only give their blessing if the couple
would have a traditional Japanese ceremony. They both agreed.

The day arrived and Blossom dressed in her wedding kimono.
She made a beautiful bride.

That evening in their hotel room, Blossom began to undress.
With each piece of outer clothing she would take off she would
say “Excuse Please.” Then all her underclothes and again,
“Excuse Please.” She was down to her stockings, when
she bent over to take them off and expelled some gas.

So embarrassed Blossom exclaimed, “Oh so sorry, excuse please,
front hole so happy, back hole had to whistle.”