A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he
has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a
wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his
mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that
his gay lifestyle has been very
disturbing to her.

She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively,
“I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?”

He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but is from a
wealthy Beverly Hills family.

She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, “What is her
name?”

He answers, “Monica Lewinsky.”

There is a long pause, then his mother asks, “What happened to
that nice Catholic boy you were dating last year?”