THE MONKEY & THE CUE BALL….
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink
and while he’s drinking it the monkey jumps around all over
the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats
them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps
up on the pool table, grabs the cueball, sticks it in his mouth
and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you see what your monkey
just did?”
The guy says, “No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!”, says the
bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the patron. “He eats
everything in sight, the little bastard. I’ll pay for the cue
ball and stuff.” He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he’s in the bar again, and he has his monkey
with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around
the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey
finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up
his ass, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did
now?”, he asks.
“Now what?”, responds the patron.
“Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, then pulled it
out and ate it!” says the barkeeper.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the patron. “He still
eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that damn
cue ball he measures everything first!”
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