THE NURSING HOME….
A Jewish family is considering putting their grandfather
in a nursing home. All the Jewish facilities are completely
full so they have to put him in a Catholic home. After a
few weeks in the Catholic facility they come to visit
grandpa.
“How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.
“It’s wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and
respectful,” says grandpa.
“We’re so happy for you. We were worried that this was
the wrong place for you.”
“Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the
residents here,” grandpa says with a big smile.
“There’s a musician here — he’s 85 years old. He hasn’t
played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls
him ‘Maestro’!”
“And there’s a physician here — 90 years old. He hasn’t
been practicing medicine for 25 years and everyone still
call him ‘Doctor’!”
“And me, I haven’t had sex for 30 years and they still
call me ‘the Fucking Jew’.”
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