THE PARROT….
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep her company at
home. She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot. It
wouldn’t be as much work as a dog, and it would be fun to hear it
speak.
She went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful
parrot. She went to the owner of the store and asked how much the
bird cost. The owner said it was $50.
Delighted that such a rare looking and beautiful bird wasn’t more
expensive, she agreed to buy it.
The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it says some pretty
vulgar stuff.”
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird.
She told the owner that she still wanted the bird.
The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home. She hung the
bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, “New house, new
madam.”
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought
“that’s not so bad.”
A couple hours later, the woman’s two teenage daughters returned from
school.
When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, “New house,
new madam, new whores.”
The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but than began to
laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, the woman’s husband
came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, “New house, new madam, new whores,
Hi Frank!”
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