Short Free Jokes & Funny Pictures

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano player playing up a storm.
Man: Hey, this guy’s really good! Where’d you get him?

Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want.

Man: Can I try?

Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.

Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks.

* Ten thousand ducks appear *

Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS!

Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?

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