THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG….
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess, happened upon a
frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on
the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle. The frog happened into the Princess’
lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from
you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set
up housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you
can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy to do so.”
That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled
to herself and thought: “I don’t think so!!”
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