THE PROFESSIONAL TEST….
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put
in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the
refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think
through
the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer
the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show
your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is
inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the
Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn
quickly from your mistakes. According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide,
around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old…
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