THE PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL BASEBALL GAME….
It seems that the recreational director of a mental hospital
wanted to take a well behaved group of inmates to a
baseball game. The General Manager of the club was a
little leery of this. However the Recreational Director asked
” If I prove to you how well behaved they are, will you let
them in?” It was agreed.
They sat down and “Stand up, nuts” Everyone stood up
“Sit down, nuts” Everyone sat down. “Look behind you
nuts” Everyone turned around. Pleased with that, the
General Manager let them in.
About the 3rd inning or so, he heard a tremendous
commotion, people running helter skelter. He asked
what happened.
“I’m not sure,” stated the confused Director. “It all started
when this guy down the isle and shouted… ‘PEANUTS.’”
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