THE PUPPY TRADER

Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy “What kind of puppies are they?”

The boy replies, “They’re Democratic puppies, Ma’am.” With this she smiles and walks off.

Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The next week Bill was on his way to McDonald’s and saw the boy and his puppies. He stops and asks the boy, “What kind of puppies are they?”

The boy replies, “They’re Republican puppies, Sir.”

“Republican puppies?” Bill asked. “Last week you told my wife they were Democratic puppies.”

The boy replied, “I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes.”

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